Boring boring, boring... The Cutting Room

The Cutting Room

September 8, 2017 Matt Blake 0

OK boys and girls, time for another found footage horror movie. Hey ho, whoop di do and hip hip hoo-sodding-ray, just what the world needs, another found footage horror movie.

Unhappy families in The Dark Valley

The Dark Valley

September 3, 2017 Matt Blake 2

Andreas Prochaska’s The Dark Valley has picked up a grand total of twenty five awards and five additional nominations since its release in 2014, as well as being the Austrian entry for the Oscar that year. So why is it, you have to ask, that it didn’t receive any kind of cinematic release in the UK…

A photo that makes Alien Exorcism look vaguely interesting... don't let it fool you.

Alien Exorcism

August 26, 2017 Matt Blake 0

Director: Varo Venturi Writers: Varo Venturi, M. Luisa Fusconi, Giacomo Mondadori Stars: Massimo Poggio, Laura Roman, Marina Kazankova Being a bit of an idiot, I […]

George Martin, Edd Byrnes and George Hilton in Red Blood Yellow Gold

Professionals for a Massacre

August 22, 2017 Matt Blake 1

Well, if you like Spanish actors playing ugly, insane Mexicans this is the film for you. Laughing maniacally with chicken gizzards dripping from their lips and stale tequila encrusted on their beards, this lot are the most sanitorially challenged bunch I’ve seen

Joseph Morgan in The Captive

The Captive

August 10, 2017 Matt Blake 0

Given the overly-familiar nature of many low budget films, anything which comes up with an idea that’s at all novel should be congratulated. The Captive (which was also released as Armistice) deserves some credit for trying something different.

Gil Roland shows his bedside manner in Any Gun Can Play

Any Gun Can Play

August 5, 2017 Matt Blake 1

aka Vado… l’ammazzo e torno (It), Je vais, je tire et je reviens (Fr), Leg ihn um, Django! (WG), Go Kill & Come Back (UK video), […]